- "Ah, another
customer! Ha ha! They never learn. Bless his heart, His Majesty
don't forget poor 'ol Igor down here in the dregs of the castle.
His Majesty has decreed two or more missing assignments, and
it's off to the dungeon ye go. Can't get promoted when ye be
down here. No, no, not going to happen!...and it's me job to
see that ye be looked after all right and proper like..HA! HA!
I love this job!
- Now let's see...we
have a variety of accommodations for the likes of ye. There always
be a cell, of course, but them rats...they get a might cranky
at newcomers. How about one of the walls? Thems don't leak too
much these days, and the chains still be strong. 'course, ye
got to watch them spiders... man eaters, they are. Or, perhaps
we should give ye a 'new angle' on life by hangin' ye upside
down from the ceiling? Ye could keep 'ol Willy there company.
He don't talk so much anymore...been dead for the last few years.
- Well, don't make
no difference, no how. I'll see ye don't get bored....now where'd
I put them assignments?"